The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want [when I miss a connection] [and I have booked my flights on a good airline like Lufthansa, Iceland Air, or their partners like Swiss Air] [and I have my luggage]. He makes me lie down in green pastures [like the Winterthur Park hotel] and leads me beside still waters [because all shops are closed on Sunday in Switzerland]. He restores my soul [with a stroll through beautiful parks and excellent food, like incredible Swiss cheese]. Yea though I walk through the valley of death [crazy angry passengers in the customer service line], I will fear no evil, for thou art with me [along with my taxi voucher, hotel voucher, and meal voucher]. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of my enemies [exhaustion and anxiety]. My cup runneth over [at the excellent Starbucks]. Surely goodness [from you O Lord] and mercy [I love free wi-fi] will follow me all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of the Lord [this entire beautiful outdoors] forever. Amen.
