I Crack Myself Up

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You know how you crack yourself up from time to time with a totally inappropriate thought? Well, today’s that day for me. Totally inappropriate and being a Christian woman, I will never say this directly to someone, and I mean anyone. But since I have been working on writing comedy for some time now, I thought I would share today’s inappropriate toast, as it would look like in a meme.

Compliments of Yours Truly, I crack myself up, etc. copyright 2016

100 pairs of shoes, Vallhalla Sandals

Pair no. 35: These flashy sandals were on on a Valhallan woman in Denver, she was tall and not one to be trifled with — long blonde Wagnerian hair, big truly blue eyes, and had the strength of a man. BEAUTY comes in every shape and size and this woman was impressive! Plus, you can’t argue with flashy 4″ heels on a woman who is already 5’10” tall in her bare toes. I love seeing other tall women wearing heels and stomping on the world. It just reminds me that I won’t be wearing heels forever…I broke down and bought a pair of Dansko clogs to facilitate training…well, I’ll wear them at least one day a week. I can’t say goodbye to heels just yet…I’m not old enough!

Maryjane Wedges – work worthy!

Pair no. 34:  I saw these work worthy cuties in Livermore, CA — why do the cutest shoes end up on the nicest women? I think that there must be something to loving adorable shoes that makes you friendly! I asked this woman if I could take a picture of her shoes and her face lit up the room! I know I keep saying that in every post it seems — but, it’s true! These wedges have the added maryjane factor and I think that I need a pair of them in my size!

Gray: to put a smile on your face

Pair no. 33: I couldn’t resist these shoes, exiting a car outside on a dull gray morning. I ran over to this car, with my roller bag containing all of my training materials for the day, and requested a photo of the shoes. All of a sudden the sun came out on her face and she began sharing with me all of the shoes that I should have a picture of in her closet. The driver of the car confirmed loudly that yes, indeed, I needed to see her other shoes.

Pretty in Pink Sandals

Pair no. 35: Sandals always give me hope. Even when someone is wearing them in the fall. Hope for summer, hope for fresh raspberries, and hope for walks near cool streams. These sandals are so darn cute — I don’t blame the wearer for wearing them with black ill-fitting pants to work in autumn. In fact, I think that cute shoes can totally redeem all of the comfortable and fashionless pants in the workplace.